Disturbing:

People who sleepwalk in an aluminum tube at 35.000 feet

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Spot Alert:

UX041 - Air Europe had its nose and windowshiled smashed by strong hail during landing in Buenos Aires International Airport Ministrio Pistarini - 9th of September 2014

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Once upon a time I was skinny

Now I’m cabin crew

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Etiquette:

Have the dignity to look me in the eyes when I greet you goodbye 

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Out with the old

21 years old: (hysterical hyper tone) “Oh my god! Just landed in Paris, have 14 hours to sightsee, shop, have a bite, have a drink, shower, Skype with friends and family and learn some French”

Me: (mind thought: oh my god would you please shut up for a second!?) “Sweetie, I’m off to bed, have a great time – smile”

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Effects of pressure

People who combust natural gas in the galley should be fine

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Reducing costs

If bags are weight to get into cargo people should be too – weight and freight

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