Ebola? More afraid of an indian menstruating

Biohazard – not a joke

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I had a great holiday in Santorini

Congratulations! You will get divorced – Santorini is well known for splitting couples after their visit

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Thank you Google translator

When an Indian passenger play’s stupid and don’t understand when you kindly ask him to put the seat in the upfront position. I usually press the button and with a gentle violent movement I place the seat back straight. If he reclines it back I go back and perform the same act and in Indi I tell him: “please don’t be rude and let the passenger that is back to you eat without smelling your hair”

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No, thank you I will blow you

When a passenger hands me a handkerchief with his number I usually see it, smile and blow my nose in it

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Trick

If we make the cabin colder by lowering the A/C the odors of farts reduces as well as the smells from the galley’s “food”- don’t complain that you are cold

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Female cabin crew with post menstrual syndrome

Are the vivid version of a top male gay crew

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Not in lonely planet

Confusing the Tokyo Skytree for the Eiffel Tower and verbally repeating that mistake for 5 times in a row – smile

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