This month Gossip: October 2013

 Gossip has been always part of the human communication. We all do it in our language and codes; crew has their own codes. This month gossip:

Alitalia about Lufthansa: they should learn from us how to strike

Lufthansa about United Airlines: they speak too much they move too

United Airlines about Singapore Airlines: they look adorable in their little kimonos

Singapore Airlines about Qatar Airways: there goes under jump ship

Qatar Airways about Emirates: someday someday

Emirates about Etihad Airways: we come from the same family but as you know there are the first cousins and the second cousins

Etihad Airways about Virgin Atlantic: they are virgin?

Virgin Atlantic to Jet Blue: may you seriously exit the aircraft deploying the slide with 2 beers?

Jet Blue about Aeromexico: the natural blend is Tequila better than 2 beers

(I don´t own the above picture)