VPN is the new S.O.S

In certain regions (China / Vietnam / UAE) were social media are blocked as for example facebook, skype, twitter or porn there is a very simple way to overcome that cut back. You just download something called VPN and that is it: you may use all the social sites that are blocked.

You may download it from internet free of charge or sometimes depending of the site you will have to pay a small fee. That also applies for Smartphones.

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This month gossip: August 2013

Gossip has been always part of the human communication. We all do it in our language and codes. Crew have their own codes, this month gossip:

British Airways about Emirates: do they have a life?

Emirates about Singapore Airlines: nice wigs, shame they all look the same.

Singapore Airlines about Air France: too French, they speak too much.

Air France about Etihad Airways: we work not even as half as they do and we earn like engineers.

Etihad Airways about Alitalia: we need to play as family now...(not)

Alitalia about American Airlines: didn´t they still learn from Milano fashion week? All models are thin.

American Airlines about Qatar Airways: aren´t they tired of jumping ship?

Qatar Airways about Qantas: they have a life.

Qantas about Cathay Airways: nice wigs, but aren´t they the same crew as Singapore Airlines?

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New England Journal of Medicine

Pressure stockings Deep Vein Thrombosis Make up Coffee Tylenol Jet Lag Water Juice Dehydration Fake Oxygen Asthma Amoxicillin Parasites Tylenol Back Pain Tampax Twice a month period, but still I can have breakfast in New York and dinner in Dubai.

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Profile of a Recruiter:

Ex cabin crew with a light lesbian complex in her 30´s, 40´s or 50´s married to a wealthy passenger or a pilot or someone from Management. 

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How to get extra space? Vol. I

Emergency exits are usually blocked during check in for a kind of VIP passenger´s: cabin crew flying back to their headquarters – management – owners of travel agencies invited by that company to assist a coaching – etc. But there is a way to get those seats:

If you are traveling by yourself, if you are young, if you are not fat (physically fit) and know how to speak good English while you are doing the check kindly ask staff if they could unblock the emergency exit seat. Don´t say: "is that seat free?" simply ask if they could unblock it for you. Also tell them that you know how to speak English and that you are physically fit in case of an emergency. So if after this you are the idiot that says: "I need that extra space because I hurt my foot" or my personal favorite "I have claustrophobia, I need that extra space in front of me to travel more calm" > what part of physically (and mentally) fit did you not understand?

Usually, the woman or boy in front of you will need the authorization of his / her boss that would be next to him. Then you will hear the magic words: 22 H is unblocked. Simple as it can get. 

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Pam Ann

She knows what I´m talking about:

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Air pocket

If you keep on playing with my patience I won´t remember you to buckle up (again) while you sleep.

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