Bottom 5: July 31 2013

At the end of each month I´ll give you a small resume of my top 5 and bottom 5 passengers’ nationalities to work with

Indians

Barf spit snore fart shit shout rude > I have never encountered an Indian who hasn´t ever shouted at me when he / she gets nervous as he / she doesn´t understand what I´m saying. I have never not witnessed and Indian woman or man scratching constantly their genitals. They tend to barf while they eat.  Many of them spit on the aircraft floor. They take their own time for everything and if you rush them they will shout at you. And they don´t stay at their seats, not even during turbulence. While boarding they don´t seat in their designated seat and many of the times they refuse to seat were they should.

Nigerians

The poor is very ignorant and the rich pretends to be a white rich. The rich treats crew as they were their own personal slaves and over use hands gestures when they request for something. Eye contact? Forget it. Poor people tend not to move much around the aircraft but it seems they don´t understand directions provided by crew. Also, poor and rich tend to smell very bad.

Persians and Egyptians

Men: it seems they could never overcome the Edipo complex as they constantly touch their genitals and also touch crew. Not very long time ago a group of not so young Persians were in the back gallery annoying some of the crew and one of them simply passed along his bulge against the ass of one of the crew. Of course crew couldn´t do much about it.

Woman: you never notice that they are there.

Chinese

They tend to talk too loud and all at the same time. They don´t want to understand directions provided by crew: they turn on mobile phones to make phone calls during take-off and landing. They also spit to the aircraft floor; they smell extremely bad and they become desperate at landing and want to grab their items from the overhead compartments while the airplane is speeding off. They also tend to take all of their carry on items in huge plastic bags that weight more than the limit. They leave an awful smell each time they go to the bathroom.

Germans

They are grey zone. If they are calm and not drunk they can be the best. But if they start drinking nonstop they become kind off annoying to other passengers. If they travel in group they tend to stand up and go to chat with their friends, annoying passengers when they are moving from their seats. They sweat a lot when drunk and tend to shout when they are really pissed. Also, a tall big German man with his cheeks all red and sweaty, smelling like beer going full speed to the trolley were the small bottles of whisky are, try to stop him.

(I don´t own the above picture)