Namaste: (verb) Fuck you

He is speaking perfect English and Indi to the lost passenger in front of him while boarding with his too-many-bags. Sir, could you please buckle your seat-belt? He stares. Sir, please buckle your seat-belt. He stares. Sir, do you understand English? He smiles and buckles up. I seat and he tries to hide his unbuckled seat-belt with the blanket, smiling. Sir. please buckle your seat-belt we are about to take-off. He smiles, he buckles.

Sir., please return to your seat, the seat belt sign is on and we are about to go through some turbulence. He smiles and he stretches up and then down. Sir., please return to your seat. He smiles and tries to open the bathroom door in the opposite direction. Sir., return to you seat immediately. He opens´ the bathroom door and walks in. While seated he walks out of the bathroom in the middle of an air pocket. He holds the door. A passenger stood up to help him return to his seat going against the “go-back-to-your-seat-orders”. The Indian sat down (smiling) and the other passenger tasted the ceiling due to an air pocket. It was just a taste, not a bite.

Sir. please collect your items and place them in the overhead compartments, exits must be free for landing. He stares and smiles. Sir. please collect your items. He smiles and grabs his back. Placing his too-many-bags he started to give instructions with his index finger on how he wanted them to be placed. The little pink package above the brown box which needed to be placed above the black suitcase that had to be next to the dark blue bag.

The bits of lights approached us and the lights were dimmed. Sir. turn off your mobile phone immediately! He smiles and stares with a giggle. Sir. switch off your mobile phone immediately! He giggles and flashed a picture against the window.

He stands up and starts removing the little pink package and placed it carefully above the brown box which was placed onto the black suitcase blocking the aisle for the rest of the passengers with his dark blue bag.

Leaving the aircraft in a fast rhythm with all his too-may-bags he grabs his phone and said in a clear voice: “I´m going out, see you in 20”.

Incredible to believe some Namaste.

(I don´t own the above picture)