Habits:

If today you didn´t wake up with shivers and a slight headache; if you didn´t break your stocking; if you didn´t play the sequence in your head of smashing the head of a colleague against the floor; if you didn´t burn yourself with the oven and then looked at your mini tray of “healthy” food wishing that somehow it transforms to a super greasy hamburger it means you just didn´t do your job right.

(I don´t own the above picture)