lunes, 28 de octubre de 2013

Captain´s solidarity:

Many times and most of times when the aircraft finally goes through a turbulence area the Captain may still leave just in case for 30 minutes the seat belts sign on. Just in case if Economy Class passengers have to use the lavatories, just in case an Economy passenger decides to press the call button, just in case in so many things – smile



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The art of stocking(s):

The only thing in my life that I keep on breaking and then have the need to go back into that relationship



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Manners:

When a passenger that speak perfect fluent English says “water” without saying the word “please” when finishing the sentence I would like to tell him: “Yes, we are flying through lots of it”



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Pink kiss:

If diamonds are a girl’s best friend, sleeping is my perfect pearl shape



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jueves, 24 de octubre de 2013

It´s not vintage, it´s uncomfortable:

Why do many go around with this old 1980´s Oyster Luggage and not with a Trolley with 4 wheels?




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Effects of Insomnia:

Mixing up in your head tea for coffee, Coca Cola for Sprite and Champagne for Whisky

 

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Assessment: how does it work?

Assessment is the instance that follows the Open Day (or OD) and you may reach their by being successful in the Open or by exclusive invitation from Human Resources. How may you receive that invitation? E-mail. You have to go to the EK Group Career portal > Join the EK Cabin Crew Team > Cabin Crew Recruitment Process > EK Cabin Crew: Assessment Days (click on the “Apply Now”) and choose a date and a country suitable for you. Exactly as the Open Day you may participate, in this case by invitation only, in a foreign country that is not your hometown. I always recommend not doing that because as EK has restrictions that vary month to month and they are not public, for example: passport, Nationality, language, etc, I recommend to wait until the Assessment is held in the country in which you reside in that way restrictions may be as not as hard as if you were to go to a foreign country.


Usually only 1 / 3 of candidates that attended the Open Day will be invited to participate in the Assessment Day and criteria is exactly the same only a little but more tight. Let´s start by the basics: looks. This area is exactly the same as the Open Day. Women must wear black or navy blue skirt with matching blazer and white shirt, not high hills, just medium size thick hill with skin color opaque stockings, groomed nails with natural opaque manicure, if you have long hair it must be up tighten in a bum (just as EK Crew has) and if you have bob cut it´s okay no bum required. For men it´s black or navy blue suit, white shirt and dark or navy blue tie, shoes must be polished black or navy blue is okay.


Documentation: you´ll need to start with a copy of your CV with a small 4 x 4 cm or 3 x 5 cm face picture attached to the right upper side of the first page. Also you´ll need 10 x 15 cm full body picture, arm at your side not at the back and a 10 x 15 face picture from shoulder up. All pictures you must be smiling showing your teeth, even so you think that you don´t smile well, that you are not photogenic, that you have teethes yellow or crooked, just smile, they really care about that. Also you will have to fill some paperwork that Headquarters are going to send you once they send the confirmation for the venue. Fill those with black pen and capital letter.


This event usually is held in Hotels worldwide or in Headquarters in Dubai and they tend to start early. Let´s go for the basics, waiting for the event to start. Even if you are in the Lobby and the salons are far away from the entrance, they are watching you. So just chill, relax, smile and pretender that you are already Cabin Crew. How? Seat straight if seated, by friendly to your surrounding but not over friendly. Don´t try to show off, if you see a guest that need helps approach the guest only after he / she has already contacted Hotel staff, many think that if you even try to help them by good will is showing off. Recruiters something that are so bored in seeing are candidates that tend to show off, they really despise that so just act naturally. Men don´t speak much with women, if you can just stick together in your own breed and if you are 2 men or only 1 during the whole even don´t interact much with women. Just phew smiles, small talk and presence but that is it.


The first thing that you´ll do it´s hand in to a recruiter or employee from the third party agency that organized the Open Day all of your documentation and a badge with a number will be handed to you. This is your first approach to the company, a badge with a number. There is an estimate over 11000 crew; do you really think that your name is relevant?


Once you enter the conference room you´ll seat in rows fronting a screen with 2 to 3 recruiter’s tops. Those recruiters may be EK staff Purser, SFS (Senior Flight Stewardess), Human Resource, Public Relations all of them current staff for EK.


First you will hear were the emergency exits in the building in which the event is taking place is located and then they will point out were the smoking points are. Please if you smoke try not to during the whole event, even if the smoking point is far away from the Conference Hall, just shun it and don´t light a cigi and if they ask who smokes don´t raise your hand – you don´t smoke. After this you will hear a presentation of who they are and what they did and do in the company, their small professional life stories. After you will see a video presentation (that is posted in youtube and it might be the same video that you watch at the Open Day) of what does it mean to be Crew for Emirates. The small (personal point of view) ridiculous publicity video of what Cabin Crew stands for EK. After the video the time for questions comes: don´t participate – problem comes that people want to show off that they watched the video and understood it, show off, and remember what I told you about that? Even if you think that you are participating naturally for them it may be not. So just in case shut up and let others participate.


Meanwhile the recruiter is doing the “answer your questions and see who show off moment” a recruiter is seated down already downsizing CV´s. That recruiter is already choosing who is or who has more chances to go through the next stage, so even if you still didn´t open your mouth you are already being selected. Congratulations, they already started doing that from the instant they saw you walking into the salon. Then they will show you a small publicity ad that is already in the media (about EK) and another “answer your questions and see who show off moment” starts, once again: shut up. What is the idea of doing this?  They want to observe who can pay naturally attention to the information that is presented, how well they understand it without making questions, presence above all things and how you interact with others (body language) when someone makes a question. Some candidates when they make not very smart questions (because they do) another candidates may automatically transmit with his body language (even if he is not speaking a word) a: “what the f*!# are you asking” and that is terrible, a certainly no-no. When presentations are concluded you´ll be ask to wait outside while Recruiters re organize the room for the first group activity. Remember what I told you about how to behave in a group while waiting.


First activity: you go back to the room and you seat in a circle with proximally 10 other candidates. A flashcard with an image will be provided to you and with the person seated to your right you should speak about that image. It may be from speaking about the city and country that appears in the card or even invent a use for that object that is not common or that doesn’t exist. Meanwhile the recruiter will start calling one by one to perform a small quick fire 1 to 1 interview and a reach test (the same as the Open Day).


Question on the 1 to 1 quick fire interview: do you have tattoos? Piercings? Body marks? Why do you want to work for Emirates? Why would you like to be Crew? What does it mean to be Crew for you? All of this questions when you answer them don´t do it as if you already prepared them because that shows and Recruiters are not a big fan of that. Just keep you answers shorts, not complicated and natural. Don´t start staying: “because Emirates is a one of a kind industry” or “Customer Service is an area of business in which I have always felt comfortable performing”, they are tired of hearing the same repetitive answers over and over again and they may sound kind of like an act. Conclusion: don´t train yourself to try to provide the best possible answer, just don´t, keep it simple and natural. Remember to use: hello, good morning, thank you and goodbye.


Meanwhile you´ll be with your partner talking about the Flashcard and organizing the presentation. It doesn´t matter if you don´t know anything about the destination that appears in the Flashcard, what this exercise is really about is on how you interact with your teammate and how you present the information. To start with try to by a little bit shy, totally the opposite in what people that you should be extroversive, that it´s not true. People who show off, that have a tendency to by a leader, they don´t want that, why? Because the only leader is what Headquarters state and Crew are the followers that must listen to what HQ and customers say. So when you speak out during the presentations it really doesn’t matter if your voice is a little dubious or if the pronunciation is not the best, they really don´t care about it. Keep the presentation simple and coherent. Once all the presentations are finishes you step outside and wait 15 minutes, after that Recruiters will come out and give through a small letter the: “Unfortunately” or the “We invite you to the next stage”.


The next stage it´s an English written exam, reading and comprehension and essay. The most important thing here is that you do all the stages, it´s mandatory to pass the exam; you must not skip or not do all the activities, you must do them all. It´s very simple this exam: a reading comprehension of a house organ of EK and write a short essay 250 words about: if you were to be a superhero which superhero you will be and which powers will you have / explain a tragic event of your life, how you dealt with it and what did you learn / explain a problem that you had in matters of customer service and how you dealt with it. Usually there are between 2 topics to chose. After the exam you will receive again the “Unfortunately” or the “We invite you to the next stage”.


The third stage is another group activity. When reaching this instance only 1/3 (usually but not always) from the original group that started the first activity will be here. This next activity has very simple points: how you work in team work / how you think in a group in solutions / how you upfront an “X” situation / how you present in a group your answer / how you deal with unexpected issues / how you maintain a responsive coherent attitude in your answers. Same old: not show off, not a leadership attitude and no incomprehensible answers. The exercise may consist:

L – 22 – Japan – smoker
M-  24 – US – smoker
N – 29 – Kenya – non-smoker
O – 27 – Morocco – non-smoker
P – 25 – Egypt – smoker
Q  – 22 – China – non-smoker


Your group is the accommodation department that decides which crew gets paired up in 2 bedroom apartments.


Or, You are working the London-Dubai sector, and you have the following complaints in the aircraft:


1K – Mr. S – frequent traveler complains that he did not get a seat with leg room

10 H – Mrs. J traveling with a child and an infant did not receive a toy for her child

12C – Mr. R TV doesn’t work

14K – Mr. F did not get his diabetic meal


What is your order of priorities in solving these complaints and what solutions would you offer.


After this last group exercise is made another small letter will be handle, the only difference is that the next stage after this is the “Final Interview”.


Tips: priority may be given to single candidates. Candidates who have tattoos or scars that may be visualized through their uniforms may be not selected. The reach test (2.12 meters) is not a grey area, it is a must to reach that height or overcome it. Candidates with braces / brackets will not go through the selections process. Candidates with HIV + or Hepatitis C will not get through the selection process. Candidates that are still studying in University, doing a Master or PhD. And are currently going through their studies may be not selected as EK prefers to chose candidates that already completed their studies. Candidates less than 20 years old and 9 months will not be selected to go through the Assessment, you must be 21 years old when entering UAE to abilities the working Visa. If failing the Assessment you may re apply after a waiting period of 6 months, some cases receive a special permit exclusive from Headquarters to re apply after 3 months. If you are in UAE and you would like to apply you must call “Cabin Crew Recruitment”, inform of your case and application and ID asking (if possible) there is an open spot for an Assessment for none speaking Arabic candidates. During all the process remember to smile naturally, relax and just be part in a very lean manner of the entire process. Don´t be hyper, don´t show off, don´t try to call the attention of recruiters.



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miércoles, 23 de octubre de 2013

Diva status:

I feel pity for those passengers that have the Diva syndrome in which I see them in the airport in which we arrive having no idea how-to move around, in the Diva category they don´t reach my toes – smile



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Evolution of vomit bags:

Vomits bags (aka barf bags) should have a system in which paralyzes the odor of what it´s containing, like the gel that comes in diapers or pads



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Example B:

Communism? No thank you, I always believed in classes: first class, business class and economy class



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Example A:

Communism (verb): low cost airline




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First class seat tutorial quote:

“No Sir the seat doesn´t have an eject option, so no, you will have to travel next to your wife for the next 13 hours”



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domingo, 20 de octubre de 2013

Cabin crew rest area:



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No Fairytale Allowed:

When someone tells me Fairytale starting with the cliché of “once upon a time” the most sure thing is that I will start thinking: “which time? NYC, DXB or NRT? Time of a layover or stopover?” In this line of work magic looses it sense



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Sixth sense:

If Cole Sear saw dead people; I smell curry people



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Sick support system:

40°C fever + sore throat + migraine + body ache (as if I had 3 rounds of Sumo fights) + loss of appetite (diet!) + short of breath = Headquarters asking (insisting) if I was fit to fly



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Social Life:

Galley



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jueves, 17 de octubre de 2013

A lost bag and a Terminal:

Some passengers just forget their carry on items in the waiting hall and embark the aircraft without them. United States of America, lost black bag in terminal, no one reclaims it, Mr. King Kong security guy walks into the aircraft asking if someone forgot a black bag in the waiting area several times and no one answers back. Finally a small Chinese passenger presses the cull button and says: “mai bag mai bag” – flight delayed 30 minutes



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Sorry if I´m smiling in a funeral:

Don´t take it personally I´m crew and I always go with a smile



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First time flyers:

Many times passengers forget that they must do transit without re checking in during the stopover and they just descend from the aircraft, go through customs and wait for their bags to arrive. For obvious reasons their luggage never appear. 



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How patient may I be:

No Sir oxygen masks are only used in case of an emergency you can´t use it as a cosmetically revitalize treatment during your sleep even if your Doctor told you so



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martes, 15 de octubre de 2013

Did you ever get that feeling of driving back home and not realizing that you were driving:

Well, Captains may also have that feeling after a 13 hour flight, they simply forget that they were piloting



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Psychology of a mentally stabled crew:

Many times I´m asked what does a person needs´ to be crew and it´s very difficult to answer that question in one sentence.

To star with you should be crazy, why? Because being crew is not all about pouring champagne and giving passengers a helpless fake smile of gratitude, it´s more about safety. We are in charge of the safety of everyone on board and we have to take care of the overall security of the aircraft. Bottom line, have you seen Asiana crew how they behaved in the San Francisco crash? Well, it´s like that; you put your own personal safety at the very end in the list. We are programmed to take care of ourselves but at the same time we are trained to prioritize the safety of passengers.

Other crazy point, we are thrilled during training on knowing how to operate a door in case of an emergency and in the bottom end most of us want to use that training in real life, that´s not normal. We are trained on how to extinguish fires or how to secure the cabin in case of a crash landing from a flaming aircraft coming down at full speed from 35.000 feet and we enjoy it. Most crew have a kind of psychological flexing brake barrier that crosses normal limits, why? When you put your hand in fire you automatically remove it an action which is called “basic survival instinct”. But when we see a fire we are programmed and know how to react correctly to expose ourselves in that situation hopefully not getting burned in the intent. That´s an example of one of the many reasons in which I believe that we are not basic, less on we have a “basic survival instinct”.

We tend to be lonely people and we accept it to survive. You become sort of a loner because even so you travel with crew they are people that you usually never get to really know, they become mates not friends and one thing is not the same as the other one. Even so you already worked with a particular crew in numerous flights it´s difficult to have that connection, why? You might be tired to be social out of work, you might feel that you rather use that time of bonding to sleep, you might not be as patient and tolerant as you were before being crew or a billion other reasons. We tend to have travel buddies but not friends. It´s difficult to find people that you can trust nowadays imagine in an industry were one day you fly with a group of people the next day with another group so on and so on. Trust is a serious dilemma in this industry.

Also, we generally don´t like to be tied up to things and responsibilities, why? Because we fly proximally 110 hours per months plus the hours during layover, beardy we can set foot in what we consider to be our home. In addition, some don´t even have to pay their bills. So how responsible we may be in our personal life’s when our own individuality is a mere extension of our professional background? 

Crew takes care of everyone else with limits and boundaries. We try to make passengers comfortable without getting to know them because as we treat so many people we have to do it in general terms, conditions and reasons. An example: some simply don´t like to be asked about their life’s even so they decided to open up and share past experiences and stories. In that limitation we move around being friendly but not over friendly, in small words: we are diplomatically polite, not more or less. Do you really think that when a passenger tells me a tragic personal story I´m going to feel reflected by the moral of it? Most likely no, why? Because the next day I will have to meet another passenger that probably will have another personal tragic story that he or she would like to share and in morals there is always a limit or else you´ll finish with schizophrenia. Limits are a must to survive in this industry and yes, we choose simple logical decision with the minimum amount of side backs.

Being crew is not simple; you should be special and it´s not an ordinary work. Psychological speaking there should be (from my humble point of view) certain assumed predispositions for a future crew: he or she must be sort of a loner – he or she should avoid personal discrepancies concerning creeds, politics and sexual orientations – he or she should have an extreme will to help others without getting emotionally involved – he or she should have a tendency to be more logical than sentimental, sentimental people don´t last long in this industry and last but least he or she should like emergencies and assume naturally that he / she might be involved in a deadly accident.

So yeah, to sum up things you ought to be a little ´original´ to become cabin crew.




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lunes, 14 de octubre de 2013

Spot Alert: QR Abuse


In the Hotel Lobby:

I´m having a relationship with my i-phone



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Sleeping V.S. Melatonin:

A phew nights ago I woke thinking I was in the rest area when actually I was in my bed in my room in my house – horrible feeling



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More coins for my little ceramic pink piggy:

I good money saver is that all of my shampoo and bathroom amenities back at home are mainly from Starwood



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Scale of knowledge:

When I was little I knew the Periodic Table of Elements by hard, now I know which Hotels have free Wi-Fi in the room by hard - 500 out of 797!



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Spot Alert: JetStar


sábado, 12 de octubre de 2013

My personal quote for the day:

“Yes, I want to work for the New York Times, so what? If Sarah Jessica Parker could have a career who said I couldn’t?”



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