Out with the old

21 years old: (hysterical hyper tone) “Oh my god! Just landed in Paris, have 14 hours to sightsee, shop, have a bite, have a drink, shower, Skype with friends and family and learn some French”

Me: (mind thought: oh my god would you please shut up for a second!?) “Sweetie, I’m off to bed, have a great time – smile”

(I don´t own the above picture)