sábado, 31 de agosto de 2013

Bottom 5: 31st of August 2013

At the end of each month I´ll give you a small resume of my top 5 and bottom 5 passengers’ nationalities to work with

1)      Indians: what is it with their heads that when you talk to them they do this head gesture “small shake” that is looks as if they were saying "no"? Is very difficult to understand what they are trying to say when they get nervous but if you combine that with the head-gesture-small-shake it can get a little bit more complicated. Sometimes I have no idea if they are saying “yes” or “no”, for example: “Sir would you like the rice and chicken?” head-shake-gesture-response. I reply back: “Okay, we also have pasta (pesto tortellini) option as you may see in the menu” head-shake-gesture once again. I showed the passenger the two options and he pointed out nervously with his index finger into mid air without actually pointing any of the meals. So I just placed the rice and chicken option on his tray table, poured a glass of water and continued with the next passenger. All the time that takes me to understand an Indian I could attend 3 passengers, problem: they take too much of your time and sometimes it seems that they are playing with your patience. They continue to be rude towards others passengers and crew, another example: while boarding they may mash up or try to jump the queue in the intent to board the aircraft first and sometimes they might get really annoyed (being a bit aggressive) when a priority class passenger boards first (without doing the queue), as if they weren´t able to understand directions provided by ground staff. Another issue is personal hygiene: some men apparently just use hair gel but they don´t wash their hair before applying it, so they might have a gel layer of 10 cms. thick over their heads and its smells, it smells really bad. Or some woman who doesn´t know what is to take care of themselves while having their period, so they have another sort of smell that is worst.

2)      Chinese: they are too loud, last flight Y class (economy) was more of a Chinese Tour Bus that an airplane class in which one row in the middle of the aircraft talked (screamed) to another group that was sitting way in the back. When they are standing in the aisle talking to their group (literally blocking the aisle) and you kindly ask them to step out so you can move they suddenly “don´t understand what you are saying” so you smile and touch their shoulder and perform a diplomatic dance of hand gestures: MOVE-OUT-OF-AISLE-PLEASE, but they still don´t understand. In that case I just go back to the galley, grab a trolley and just walk into the aisle pretending I'm driving a steam locomotive asking gently while I walk through: "clear the aisle please", there they seem to understand. Also, they tend to travel in this almost 80´s relax look with their over too big navy pants over too wrapped onto their tummies, with the stripped navy shirt and their brownish or bluish coat. But for some the fact of washing their travelling outfit before travelling is an unknown “thing”, so that might be one of the reasons why they don´t smell good. Women are sometimes a print copy of men with longer hair and a fake Louis Vuitton bags and if they travel with children they might be very tough when they handle their babies and kids. How tough? I´ve seen more than once a 5 year old little girl being carried with one arm by their mother flying from the ground from the moment they entered the plane till the moment they sat, the child never cried.

3)      Nigerians: really money is never showed but the issue is when they over show it. Not only they may treat crew as if they were there modern slaves but they also don´t care much about other passengers. One of the many experiences that we have to deal with was in a New York flight where a Business passenger had a very strong flue so we kindly ask passengers in that section to close their window blinds so this sick passenger could travel more comfortable, everyone did it without any remorse except the Nigerian passenger. When the Purser kindly asked the Nigerian passenger to close the blind he replied in a very arrogant way that he didn´t care about the other passenger problems; he paid for the seat and for the window and it was in his choice to do whatever he wanted to do with it. Other passengers are very uneducated so they might be really rude because of their lack of education. Some don´t like to follow instructions provided by Crew and sometimes they might give you “that look” (I want to punch you) if you insist with orders, an example: when they are making queue for the bathroom and there is turbulence, you politely tell them to go back to their seats, some go back others give you “the look” and others just don´t pay you attention. In that case, male Crew explains that when there is turbulence for safety reasons they need to go back to their seats, but they still ignore orders. If the Captain tell us “Crew to your stations” (that means that there is going to be real turbulence), male Crew have to tell the non complaint passengers: “the airplane is going to go through an air pocket and we may fall several thousand feet, if you are standing you are going to be pulled to the ceiling and you are really going to be injured, return to your seat at once”. If so, they might understand.

4)      Vietnamese: why do they turn on their phones to make phone calls when we are taking off or landing? They tend not to follow rules, at all. If there is turbulence, they are standing up; no electronic devices may be used during that moment, they switch them on; bags must be removed from exits, they put their bags there; while landing and speeding off they stand up to grab their bags from the over head compartments. Is exhausting to be a kindergarten teacher with grownups. Another fact soap and shampoo: an unknown product for many of them, so their nails are all dirty, their breath might be quite strong (please-put-the-oxygen-mask-and-talk-to-me-while-you-wear-it-strong).


5)      British: grey zone. When they are not drunk they are great passengers as they don´t like to be bothered and they are very accurate when it comes to decisions: "what would you like to have for dinner?" they know exactly what they want. Problem is when they are drunk: they might be very loud and very aggressive. Also, when they are pissed many Crew can´t understand what they are saying and many times we have to guess their words and it feels like if we are playing the Russian Roulette.  If they said: "beer" some understand "pear" and if you take them a pear they might through the fruit to the floor and ask once again for a beer. If we say "we don´t have pear in this flight", he may start screaming that he saw a full stock of pear (beer) in the galley and then insults the Crew while demanding his drink. Once again, it depends how drunk and how they might behave while being drunk that depends in attending a great passenger or fantasizing that you are ejecting him from the aircraft.



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